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12.05.03 - 12:37 a.m. Holy Shit, what an incredibly busy, stressful, and yet stangely rewarding week. I have been mulit-tasking like a son-of-a-bitch and keeping up relatively well. I am not, how you say, enjoying the work, but in retrospect I feel good about the accomplishments. I took a "scientific I.Q. test" tonight...let's look at the results, shall we...:
The Classic IQ Test
Congratulations, Jason! Your IQ score is 122 This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here. (Not really...if you have a lower IQ you might try to click there...but you will soon realize it is not a link) During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works. We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. (Who Knew??? Mathematician?...ahh c'mon, you're pullin' my non-mathmatical leg) This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. Blah Blah...pay 14.95 to find out the rest about your personalized I.Q. test...I'll pass, I know me pretty well...I don't shell out 14.95 very easily...unless it is a C.D. then I'm buyin'. Gots to go to bed another early day...I hope our storage freezer for the plasma is nicer to me tomorrow, or she's off of my Christmas list, and I was going to buy her a pretty, new jug of freon. The good stuff, too!
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