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06.24.04 - 11:15 p.m.

Thought I would paste in some pics from my recent trip to lovely Kent Park...where I went swimming and bathed in the sun's light with friends. It was glorious.

Actually, it wasn't so glorious...I got one hell of a rash on my legs and it itches like bloody hell. "Swimmer's Itch," my Bo, D., says...I didn't swim so much as "cool off," I hate having to buy itch cream, because I hate the row of medicines entitled, "Cremes and Balms," It just sounds really gross to me.

And on with the pics...

My thumb on the sun. Original, I know.

The left side of my face wasn't looking so hot in that pic...sort of wrinkled up, like an 'ol raisin. So, to spare you...I give you the Right Side Of My Face.

Finally, this picture is totally not representational of me...I have never poured beer on my head before...which is why it is totally hysterical. Luckily, I come from a long line of white trash, so I appear totally natural in the pose.

Oh side note...totally.

I read that in the new Michael Moore movie there is a scene of George Bush practicing facial experessions before speaking live to the American Public after 9/11. Shouldn't the "sad face," or the "shock face," come natural in such circumstances. I know I walked around looking shocked as hell for weeks, but then I thought about it...really thought about it...and wasn't so shocked anymore. If a a person walks around and shouts constantly, "I am the best person in the world!!!!" Eventually someone's gonna punch him...it's a law, or something.

I gotta go...D., just called me on my C-PHO from upstairs...he desperately wants a Gurt (as in yogurt.) Odd to you maybe, but nightime gurt snacks are a double secret guilty pleasure. Shhhhh don't tell.

 

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